

Last Round-Up of the Guacamole Queens
Jones Hope Wooten
The Verdeen cousins of Sweetgum, Texas are teetering on the brink of disaster again!
Gaynelle isn’t accepting the fact she’s turning 50, but two of her cousins are still determined to throw her a surprise birthday party she doesn’t want.
In a startling twist, plans for her surprise party shift to a hastily thrown-together family funeral instead.
The hilarity escalates when a husband who has recently been declared dead unexpectedly returns, revealing a romantic link to each of his wife’s cousins.
Then a Cajun bounty hunter who’s tracking the husband crashes the funeral, and a jilted bride holds the family hostage with a loaded paintball gun.
All the while, the cousins struggle to avoid their bitter aunt, who’s hell-bent on cracking the ranks of the elite Daughters of the Nation of Texas and exacting revenge on the cousins before the dirt hits the casket.
As the outrageous complications of this ferociously funny comedy explode into chaos, you’ll find yourself hoping your next family celebration – birthday, wedding or funeral – is even half this much fun!
The play is the second in the Verdeen Cousins Texas Trilogy by the authors, following The Red Velvet Cake War and preceding Last Round-Up of the Guacamole Queens .
"You won’t want to miss this zany comedy."
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| Character |
|---|
| Gaynelle Verdeen 50 |
| Jimmie Wyvette Verdeen 40s |
| Peaches Verdeen Belrose Late 40s |
| Lamerle Verdeen Minshew Late 60s to 70 |
| Aubrey Verdeen Late 80s |
| Bitsy Hargis Late 40s |
| Theodore Rexford Belrose 50 |
| Gentle Harmony 40s to 50s |
| Mama Doll Hargis 80s to 120 |
| Marlissa Crutchfield 40s |
| Wild Bill Boudreaux 50s |
| Cee Cee Windham Late 40s to 50 |
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