Fast Food
by Tracy Wells

Highlights

One Act 40 mins Present Day Reduced Casting (Doubling Possible) Expandable Casting Role(s) for Teen(s) Flexible Cast Size Room for Extras Bare Stage/Simple Set Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes Comedy

Synopsis

When you’re hungry for hilarity but short on time and tight on budget, where do you turn?

Why, the one-act play Fast Food , of course!

From crazy customers to screwy staff, this vignette-style collection of scenes will satisfy your craving for fast food fun while offering a simple set and an entirely flexible and expandable cast.

A farcical, uproarious play certain to deliver food for thought.

Characters

Character	Gender	Age	Description
Do You Want Fries with That?	—	—	—
EMPLOYEE Employee of the fast food restaurant.	—	—	Employee of the fast food restaurant.
ALEX A job candidate.	—	—	A job candidate.
MANAGER Teenage shift manager of the fast food restaurant.	male	—	Teenage shift manager of the fast food restaurant.
Order Up	—	—	—
STEVE/STEVIE An indecisive customer.	—	—	An indecisive customer.
EMPLOYEE Employee of the fast food restaurant.	—	—	Employee of the fast food restaurant.
Who Are You Calling Chicken? CAPTAIN CLUCK A rival fast food chicken mascot.	male	—	A rival fast food chicken mascot.
CUSTOMER A customer in the fast food restaurant.	—	—	A customer in the fast food restaurant.
EMPLOYEE Employee of the fast food restaurant.	—	—	Employee of the fast food restaurant.
Two All Beef Pattys	—	—	—
PAT Grill cook who likes to goof around.	—	—	Grill cook who likes to goof around.
PATTY Another.	—	—	Another.
MANAGER Teenage shift manager of the fast food restaurant.	male	—	Teenage shift manager of the fast food restaurant.
Sand-witched	—	—	—
WITCH Brewing up a special drink.	—	—	Brewing up a special drink.
MINION Witch’s assistant.	—	—	Witch’s assistant.
EMPLOYEE Employee of the fast food restaurant.	—	—	Employee of the fast food restaurant.
Pecking Order	male	—	—
STEVE/STEVIE An indecisive customer.	—	—	An indecisive customer.
EMPLOYEE Employee of the fast food restaurant.	—	—	Employee of the fast food restaurant.
CAPTAIN CLUCK A rival fast food chicken mascot.	male	—	A rival fast food chicken mascot.
Finger-Licking Good	male	—	—
KERRY A young person on a first date.	—	—	A young person on a first date.
EVAN Their neat-freak date.	—	—	Their neat-freak date.