What To Do When You Hate All Your Friends
by Larry Kunofsky

When Matt realizes that he hates all of his current friends, he finds himself pulled into a literal cult of new Friendship: that's capital-F Friendship for capital-F Friends.

Celia, a ringleader of the Friends, introduces him to a world of backstabbing Frenemies, point-based rankings, group shower parties, and passive-aggressive outsiders -- and he's a perfect fit.

As Matt grows closer to Celia, they must overcome their mountainous hang-ups to become more-than-Friends.

This hilarious black comedy, narrated by a passive-aggressive outsider, is chock-full of cattiness, ludicrous quirks, and awkward obscenities -- all of the frustrations and joys of human relationships.