This Site Unsuitable for Dragons
by Dick Dotterer

Highlights

Female

Male

One Act Bare Stage/Simple Set Comedy

Synopsis

A highly stylized theatrical pastiche in which the audience is always kept aware that they are watching actors portraying animals endowed with very recognizable human foibles.

Starring commedia favorites such as Pantalone, Capitano, and Arlecchino.

Laughter abounds as Arlecchino invents an invasion of dragons, and uses every prank in the book.

Chases, disguises and ghosts bounce about the stage in high gear as this exhilarating romp ends in wave after wave of laughter.

Characters

Character	Gender	Age	Description
Lucinda a young and beautiful, gentle pheasant.	—	—	a young and beautiful, gentle pheasant.
Zerbinetta her friend; a sad vixen, a young female fox.	female	—	her friend; a sad vixen, a young female fox.
Martine Pantalone's housekeeper; an over-bearing parrot.	—	—	Pantalone's housekeeper; an over-bearing parrot.
Pantalone Lucinda's uncle; and aged peacock; a miser.	—	—	Lucinda's uncle; and aged peacock; a miser.
Capitano a boastful tiger.	—	—	a boastful tiger.
Arlecchino a young, prankish monkey.	—	—	a young, prankish monkey.