

The Pirate Musical!
Michael Tester
Best friends Hoagy and Shirley find themselves shipwrecked in their imaginations, this time on the mystical island of Wacky Tacky Boo.
Once a paradise, the island is now in peril, as its natural resources have been plundered by Pollution Pirates.
The local animals enlist the aid of our heroes in preventing the pirates from devastating their habitat.
After harrowing chases, Shirley and Hoagy meet The Big Mermaid, a Seaweed Siren who has spouted legs in time to compete in the island’s annual talent show: Wacky Tacky Idol.
By the end of Act One, all of the characters, armed with their own agenda, are on their way to compete in the extravaganza.
Act Two is a show-within-a-show, which enables each production to showcase the unique talents of their cast.
Who will win Wacky Tacky Idol?
Will the pirates clean up their act?
All is revealed in the all-singing, all-dancing finale!
"The show promotes problem-solving, creativity and responsibility within a fun-filled, action-packed musical adventure. The Pirate Musical! provided all cast members with opportunities to shine – The music dazzled the audience and the students had the swashbuckling time of their lives!"
— Lynn Herschlein, Principal of West Side Elementary School, CSH District, NY
"As fine a theatrical treat for children as you’re likely to find on any enchanted island! Cleverly written on both parent and kid levels. Its loony landscape finds infectious pop diversity."
— New York Newsday
| Character |
|---|
| NARRATOR Can double as Baby Monkey |
| SHIRLEY An imagination explorer |
| HOAGY Shirley’s best friend and fellow adventurer |
| AQUA MARIE The Big Mermaid |
| CHARLIE BALANAS The acrobatic monkey |
| MONKS The surfer monkey |
| ORANGUTAN RAINEE The wise old ape |
| BABY MONKEY The smart-mouthed monkey |
| THE THREE FLAMINGOS Pink feathered dancers |
| RITA THE CHEETAH The Caribbean Social Director |
| THE ROCK & ROLL LEOPARD The leader of the hair band |
| TINA THE TIGER A feline Tina Turner |
| BARNACLE JILL The Fleet’s myopic, eye-patched navigator. |
| BUBBA THE PIRATE Aka “Jolly Dodger,” the French jester who dreams of being a stand-up comic |
| CAPT. KING Self-proclaimed pirate leader, intent on plundering more fame and fortune than his rival, pirate producer Long John Gold; speaks with a British, French or Latin accent |
| JACK DUSTY Ye Ole Keeper of The Piratical Articles |
| THE MARY JANE TRAPPER First Mate and control freak |
| TWINKLE TOES THE PIRATE Mary Jane’s personal assistant |
| THE PIRATE DIVAS |
| PIRATE PEARL Fashion Designer of the Nautical Stars |
| PIRATE RUBY The Caribbean’s Next Top Pirate |
| PIRATE JADE Hairdresser to the Spanish “Mane” |
| TOMMY PIPES/TAMMY PIPES The Piratical Rapper |
| SABERTOOTH and |
| CRUSHER The Pirate Guards – a single-toothed swordfighter and a tattooed world wrestler |
The Pirate Musical! - Buccaneer's Edition is a play written by Michael Tester and published by Concord Theatricals .
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