The Great All-american Disaster Musical
by Tim Kelly

Name: The Great All-american Disaster Musical
Brand: Tim Kelly
SKU: 9780874408041
Rating: 3 (4 reviews)

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Highlights

Small Cast

Female

Male

90 mins Room for Extras American Comedy

Synopsis

Here's an hilarious, fast-paced, eye-popping farce from the author of Destiny and The Butler Did It.

Film producer Junior Dover (Jr.) hasn't made a picture since his last flop, "Zombies of the Stratosphere."

But his latest project has everything, "from earthquakes to savage lobsters."

Junior induces every major Hollywood star, a few has-beens, and even a maybe, to appear by tailoring separate scripts to meet each star's personal requirements.

So each star assumes he or she "is" the whole picture, with the other Greats relegated to supporting roles - an assumption that leads to all kinds of madcap stage frenzy.

How Junior manages to stay one jump ahead of disaster makes this play a champion laugh-getter!

This is Hollywood, after all!

Anything can happen, and does!

All the parts give a comically ludicrous sweep to the legend that is Hollywood!

Characters

Character	Gender	Age	Description
Ginger telephone receptionist	—	—	telephone receptionist
Carmel Mcgregor an aspiring screenwriter	—	—	an aspiring screenwriter
Sylvia Metroland Hollywood's leading film reporter	—	—	Hollywood's leading film reporter
Chuckles Lafoon funniest lady in show business, or else!	female	—	funniest lady in show business, or else!
Bronco Whinny a cowboy star protective of his "image"	male	—	a cowboy star protective of his "image"
Apassionatta Abalone a forgotten old-time star. Only the films have gotten smaller, not her "talent"	female	—	a forgotten old-time star. Only the films have gotten smaller, not her "talent"
Mrs. Bumble a "stage mother" and financier	female	—	a "stage mother" and financier
Baby Bernice her obnoxious "child star" daughter	female	—	her obnoxious "child star" daughter
Television Announcer works for a channel with "a direct line to the stars"	—	—	works for a channel with "a direct line to the stars"
Winifred Lung a drama coach	—	—	a drama coach
Plato Voltaire a hack director, convinced he's a genius	—	—	a hack director, convinced he's a genius
Maid works for Gee-Gee	—	—	works for Gee-Gee
Gee GEE FONTAINE - gorgeous actress. Body of a goddess, voice of a mouse	female	—	GEE FONTAINE - gorgeous actress. Body of a goddess, voice of a mouse
Greta Gutt Hollywood's touchest agent	—	—	Hollywood's touchest agent
Bob Everlove America's "Boy Next Door," if the boy next door is a fathead	—	—	America's "Boy Next Door," if the boy next door is a fathead
Sally a film enthusiast	—	—	a film enthusiast
Pauline another	—	—	another
Map Seller a Hollywood institution	—	—	a Hollywood institution
Tourist Guide another	—	—	another
Assistant Director helps Voltaire	—	—	helps Voltaire
Camera Operator film crew member	—	—	film crew member
Script Person film crew member	—	—	film crew member
Flint Wormwood macho type, specializes in police roles	—	—	macho type, specializes in police roles
Theo Bartok star of horror films	—	—	star of horror films
Makeup Artist film crew member	—	—	film crew member