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Godber Plays: 2
John Godber
Teechers
by John Godber
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Synopsis
Fast-moving and highly entertaining, Teechers evokes life at a modern school.
Using the format of an end-of-term play, the new drama teacher's progress through two terms of recalcitrant classes, synical colleagues and obstructive caretakers is reviewed.
Disillutioned, he departs for a safer private school.
Press Reviews
"Godber’s 1987 work is still joyously energetic and bitter about systemic inequalities."
— The Guardian
Characters
| Character |
|---|
| SALTY A school-leaver, bright and fresh-faced, rather dirty in appearance |
| GAIL Loud-mouthed and bossy, attractive and full of enthusiasm |
| HOBBY Shy. Should be very large, must be bigger than the other two. She is doing the play despite herself |
| NIXON New drama teacher, young and casual |
| MRS PARRY The Head Mistress, large and loud, a real eccentric |
| MR BASFORD The Deputy Head, a typical child hater, a nasty piece of work |
| MISS PRIME Dolly bird of a PE mistress |
| MS WHITHAM A fussy and hopeless teacher, deperate to leave |
| MS JONES A moaner, rather fat, someone who wants to leave but no-one will employ her |
| DEANIE A teacher who thinks all the kids love him, a bad dancer |
| DOUG The caretaker, a miserable old man, he hates kids and drama |
| OGGY The cock of the school, looks much older than he actually is, the school bully in a modern age |
| PETE SAXON A large, frightening youth with tattoos, appears foolish |
| MR FISHER Head of PE |
| BARRY WOBSCHALL A small boy who never brings his PE kit |
| PIGGY PATTERSON A boy who is always telling on others, he always runs to his lessons |
| RON A boy who never does PE |
| MR HATTON Helps with the youth club dance |
| DENNIS Oggy’s side-kick |
| MRS COATES Head Mistress at Saint George’s |
| MRS CLIFTON Head of Governors at Saint George’s |
| SALTY (M) also played TEACHER B, NIXON, PETE SAXON, OGGY MOXON, MR FISHER, MR HATTON and DEANIE. |
| GAIL (W) also played TEACHER A, MS WHITHAM, OGGY MOXON, MR BASFORD, MISS PRIME, BARRY WOBSCHALL, DENNIS, DOUGH and MRS COATES. |
| HOBBY (W) also played MRS PARRY, MS JONES, MR BASFORD, RON, PIGGY PATTERSON, OGGY MOXON and MRS CLIFTON. |
Publication
Publisher Samuel French
Year 1989
Binding Paperback
Pages 70
Place London
Language English
ISBN-13 9780573016783
ISBN-10 057301678X
LCCN 89204735
LCC PR6057.O274 T44 1989
DCC 922.914
Teechers is a British comedy play written by John Godber and published by Samuel French in London (1989).
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