

The Boring-est Poem in the World
Greg Kotis


Boy loves Girl. Boy tells Girl he loves her.
Girl says yuck.
Repeatedly.
Girl will only be satisfied with a poem from Boy.
If only Boy knew the first thing about writing a poem.
With a little help from a football player who believes his tackles are a form of poetry, and a frightening but friendly Three-Headed Goth Creature, Boy ends up at the local poetry slam.
Will Boy actually write a poem and prove his love for Girl or will he face another heart-crushing rejection?
A comedy that proves why candy and flowers can't compete with bad poetry.
Nothing Says I Love You Like Bad Poetry is a comedy play written by Werner Trieschmann and published by Playscripts.
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