No Sex Please - We're British!
by Alistair Foot

This riotous comic farce notched up a staggeringly successful sixteen-year run in the West End.

Peter and Frances could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm, happy start to their married life together.

Owing to an unfortunate mistake, however, they find themselves inundated with pornographic material from the "Scandinavian Import Company".

Senior bank officials, Peter's snobbish mother, and a prim, respectable bank cashier become inextricably entangled in the rumbustious events that follow.|4 women, 6 men