Jenna and Her Prize-Winning Pig Change the Course of History
by Dwayne Yancey

While sitting by her hog exhibit at the county fair, Jenna's boredom and her love of tall tales get the best of her when an opportunistic TV crew and a couple of glad-handing politicians pass by.

Seeing it as the perfect opportunity to ply her trade, she asks each of the politicians to weigh in on an entirely fictitious new bill.

Soon, she's wreaking havoc as the candidates and crew work themselves into a furor over the one question that might actually be unanswerable: Do you support the Pork Producers Protection Act?