

It's not you, it's me
Don Zolidis


When your girlfriend decides to break up with you over voicemail, there's only one thing to do -- buy a military-grade concrete bunker and move into it, of course.
That's what Bad Boy does, anyway: the salesman was so persuasive, and threw in two suspiciously masculine French floozies for free!
An absurd look at escaping everything, complete with Johnny Cash and blast-proof doors.
I Bought a Bunker, Bitch is a comedy play written by Elizabeth Meriwether and published by Playscripts.
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