Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks
by Marshall Pailet

Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks Book Cover
Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks Cover

Synopsis

FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks.

But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science.

Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark.

A delightfully madcap comedy you’re sure to devour, unless it devours you first.

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Publisher Playscripts

Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks is a comedy play written by Marshall Pailet and published by Playscripts .

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