A Don't Hug Me Christmas Carol
by Phil Olson, Paul Olson

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Highlights

120 mins Present Day Ensemble Cast Interior Set Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes

Synopsis

This smash-hit sequel to the award-winning musical Don’t Hug Me is a hilarious spoof of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol .

It’s Christmas Eve in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota and cantankerous bar owner Gunner Johnson gets in an argument with his wife, Clara, tells her he’s skipping Christmas, storms out of the bar, goes snowmobiling across the lake, falls through the ice and goes into a coma.

He comes back in his dream where he’s visited by folk legend Sven Yorgensen, who plays the ghost of Christmas past, present and future.

Sven takes Gunner (Scrooge) on a journey similar to that in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol , only very different.

Will Gunner come out of his coma and find redemption with Clara at The Bunyan?

Find out.

Featuring 17 original songs, including “The Wheel is Turnin’ but the Hamster is Dead,” “Gunner Fell Into an Ice Hole,” “Gramma Cut the Christmas Cheese,” “I Love You More Than Football,” “What Would Barbra Streisand Do?” and “I’d Rather be Naughty.”

With only 5 characters, a simple set, and no live band required, A Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol is very inexpensive to produce.

Press Reviews

"Best Musical of 2006!"

— Reviewplays.com

"A wonderful, zany musical comedy!"

— Irish News

"A crowd-pleasing holiday hoot! Book your seats today!"

— Tolucan Times

"Big laughs!… A fun-filled holiday vacation!"

— Studio City Sun

"Holiday amusement for the whole family!"

— Valley Scene

Characters

Character
Gunner Johnson

Clara’s husband, strong-willed co-owner of The Bunyan, a north woods Archie Bunker

Kanute Gunderson

Oblivious, full-of-himself business owner

Bernice Lundstrom

Pretty, young, dreamy ex-waitress at The Bunyan

Sven Yorgensen

World-famous folk legend, a ladies man

Clara Johnson

Gunner’s wife, strong willed co-owner of a bar called The Bunyan, has been married to Gunner for a long time

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Publication

ISBN-13 9780573642432
ISBN-10 0573642435

A Don't Hug Me Christmas Carol is a play written by Phil Olson and published by Concord Theatricals .

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