Bad Auditions by Bad Actors (full-length)
by Ian McWethy

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75 minsPresent DayEnsemble CastReduced Casting (Doubling Possible)Role(s) for Teen(s)Flexible Cast SizeBare Stage/Simple SetContemporary Costumes/Street ClothesComedy

Synopsis

Newbie director Carol has one day to find the leads for a community theater production of Romeo and Juliet .

But what seems like a simple task proves impossible when the pool of auditioners includes extreme method actors, performers who don’t know how to channel their rage, and one woman who may or may not think she’s a cat.

This hilarious comedy takes the audience to the last place anyone would want to be... behind the doors of a casting session.

Bad Auditions by Bad Actors is also available in a one-act version .

Press Reviews

"Just when you think the last audition can’t be topped, it is!"
— Pueblo Star Journal

Characters

Character	Gender	Age	Description
Avery Stern	—	—	—
Roger	—	—	—
Melissa Mcnall	—	—	—
Coach	—	—	—
Joe Romano	—	—	—
Josie	—	—	—
Maria Mcconville	—	—	—
Martin	—	—	—
Catherine	—	—	—
Meg Mccrossen	—	—	—
Charlize Finegold	—	—	—
Agent	—	—	—
Josh	—	—	—
Edmond	—	—	—
Sue Toff	—	—	—
Uma Henson	—	—	—
Yasmine	—	—	—
Taggart	—	—	—
Vance Hendrikson	—	—	—
Amy	—	—	—
Zeph	—	—	—
Quint	—	—	—
Police Officer	—	—	—
Wendy Offerman	—	—	—
Carol Danes	—	—	—