The Nosemaker's Apprentice: Chronicles of a Medieval Plastic Surgeon
by Nick Jones, Rachel Shukert

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Highlights

90 mins Medieval (6th-14th Century) Reduced Casting (Doubling Possible) Bare Stage/Simple Set Fantasy Costumes Comedy

Synopsis

A father weaves a magic tale for his daughter to justify his unlicensed plastic surgery practice, tracing the origins of cosmetic surgery to craftsman in medieval Europe.

The hero of this tale is Gavin, a young orphan rescued from a dismal existence in the Ivanhoe Workhouse for Criminally Impoverished Boys when he is apprenticed with the local Nosemaker, and who eventually becomes one of the finest surgeons in Vienna, cradle of quack medicine.

Using innovative skin grafting techniques and cutting edge alchemy, Gavin and his master seek only to do the Work of the Almighty by restoring small appendages lost to rat bites, dueling, and syphilis.

But when they are unable to help a powerful and mutilated knight recently returned from the crusades, they find their feet over the fire...literally.

Hilarious, subversive, quasi-historical, and thoroughly debauched...a fated collaboration between two innovative (and troubling) writers.

Press Reviews

"Boisterous intelligence that can't be contained...Infectious."

— Time Out New York

"The play itself has the feel of a big screen production; add in Jones and Shukert's gasping-for-air hilarious script...and you've got a much better alternative to both Brooks and the Python crew's watered down inspirations forever making the Broadway rounds."

— Theater Online

"Nick Jones and Rachel Shukert's The Nosemaker's Apprentice is that rare spoof that is not only a delicious satire...but also a comedy packed from tail to snout with guffaw-inducing one-liners."

— The Brooklyn Paper

"Jones and Shukert are well on their way to becoming masters of the comedymaking profession."

— That Sounds Cool

Characters

Character
Little Girl
Gavin
Wulfric

an English Nosemaker

Ulrich

a Viennese Nosemaker

Kent

the Gatekeeper

Sir Percival

a mutilated knight

Amelia

daughter of Wulfric

Pascal

a French Manservant

The Queen Of France
Jean-Michelle

Director of the Free Clinic in Paris

Waiter

at Café Gruel

Female Receptionist
Harold Fleetfoot

a messenger

Arnold-Gunther
Hans

the Wife Smeller

Father/Narrator

Publication

Publisher Samuel French
ISBN-13 9780573699283
ISBN-10 0573699283

The Nosemaker's Apprentice: Chronicles of a Medieval Plastic Surgeon is a comedy play written by Nick Jones and published by Samuel French .

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Fee: Minimum Fee: $110 per performance

Restrictions: Major Markets Only (US) / Standard Restriction (UK)

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