A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Christmas
by Kris Vosler

Name: A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Christmas
Brand: Kris Vosler
SKU: 9780573699221
Rating: 3 (11 reviews)

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Highlights

Medium Cast

Female

Male

75 minsPresent DayEnsemble CastInterior SetContemporary Costumes/Street ClothesChristmas Comedy

Synopsis

What if the three wise men weren’t really all that wise?

What if they were just three ordinary guys, avoiding conflicts at home, who happened upon the greatest story ever told?

Set the entire story in modern-day America, sprinkle in a little redneck humor, and you have the smash A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Christmas !

Bill, Dave, and Jimmy have had it with their women!

Even though it’s Christmas Eve, and tradition dictates they should be home, drinking hot cocoa and singing carols, the boys decide to high-tail it into the mountains for a little hunting and a lot of beer.

This protest does nothing to improve the mood of the women back in town.

Lou runs Lou’s Diner.

She and Bill and have been trying (unsuccessfully) to have a baby.

Barbie Jo, Lou’s head waitress, is married to Dave, and they have kids, but Dave’s not interested in family this year.

Darlene, the most beautiful girl in three counties is dating Jimmy, but while she’s ready to settle down, Jimmy can’t stand the idea of “committment.”

It’s gonna take a Christmas miracle to get these redneck families back together!

Thank God one just came to town!

ThemesBauske, Kris (Kristine) , 1964-Couples--Drama Families Families--Drama Christmas plays Couples ML50.B38 G66 2011 Musicals

Press Reviews

"Absolutely charming, delightful and entertaining. A funny, sensitive, gentle, highly respectful retelling of the greatest story ever told, and well worth seeing again and again."
— The Florida Blue Sheet

"Good, old fashioned entertainment for the entire family."
— Ken Eulo, Broadway Writer/Producer/Director

"Pure unadulterated fun... A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Christmas plies its audience with such infinitely fluid merriment, it’s impossible not to succumb to its welcoming comic flourish and accompaniment, its wild sense of communal spirit and its mad-dash unraveling chaos. If you’re looking for a night out, look no further...This is one comedy you won’t want to miss."
— James V. Ruocco, From The Desk of Jim R

"Had this packed theatre laughing all throughout the show... Whether you are a world traveler or whether the biggest city you’ve ever been to is the Walmart, I highly recommend y’all come out... to see A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Christmas!"
— Sean Fallon, BroadwayWorld

"A holiday-delicious good time!"
— Mike Reimann, author

Characters

Character	Gender	Age	Description
Bill Wexler Retired marine, served in the First Gulf War; married to Lou, owns a trail guiding business; mid-to-late-30s, taller than the other men and wears his hair in a typical military style; has an air of authority that is impossible to miss; doesn’t take orders from the boys, but his philosophy concerning women is generally to do as Lou says	male	30s	Retired marine, served in the First Gulf War; married to Lou, owns a trail guiding business; mid-to-late-30s, taller than the other men and wears his hair in a typical military style; has an air of authority that is impossible to miss; doesn’t take orders from the boys, but his philosophy concerning women is generally to do as Lou says
Dave Fox A typical married father of two, husband of Barbie Jo; in his 30s, a butcher; speaks with a southern drawl; painfully average in looks and intelligence, but has cultivated a great sense of humor to compensate; loves his wife and children, but finds his mother-in-law occasionally just too much to deal with	female	30s	A typical married father of two, husband of Barbie Jo; in his 30s, a butcher; speaks with a southern drawl; painfully average in looks and intelligence, but has cultivated a great sense of humor to compensate; loves his wife and children, but finds his mother-in-law occasionally just too much to deal with
Barbie Jo Fox The beleaguered wife of Dave and daughter of Verna Belle, mother of two children; attractive but frazzled; works full-time at the diner; tries to make everybody happy and speaks with a warm, Southern accent	female	—	The beleaguered wife of Dave and daughter of Verna Belle, mother of two children; attractive but frazzled; works full-time at the diner; tries to make everybody happy and speaks with a warm, Southern accent
Jimmy Weaver Considers himself the “lady’s man” in town; mid-20s, cute and charming; not terribly smart, a real down-home farm boy; dating Darlene but wary of commitment; speaks with a distinct Southern drawl	female	20s	Considers himself the “lady’s man” in town; mid-20s, cute and charming; not terribly smart, a real down-home farm boy; dating Darlene but wary of commitment; speaks with a distinct Southern drawl
Darlene Fulmer Early 20s, blonde and “built;” wears short skirts and tight sweaters, a typical rodeo queen; accepts everything at face value and makes up in heart what she lacks in smarts; loves everything to do with Christmas and just wants to make the world a better place; speaks with a typical Southern drawl	female	20s	Early 20s, blonde and “built;” wears short skirts and tight sweaters, a typical rodeo queen; accepts everything at face value and makes up in heart what she lacks in smarts; loves everything to do with Christmas and just wants to make the world a better place; speaks with a typical Southern drawl
Bob/Narrator A truck driver in his 50s or 60s, as well as a “road warrior/philosopher;” formerly a high school English teacher; a husband and father; sees every obstacle as a new challenge and an opportunity to observe people; may speak with or without drawl	male	50s	A truck driver in his 50s or 60s, as well as a “road warrior/philosopher;” formerly a high school English teacher; a husband and father; sees every obstacle as a new challenge and an opportunity to observe people; may speak with or without drawl
Mary Sue Archer Late teens to early 20s; arrives in town on the evening bus with only a satchel at her side; pregnant, with long dark hair and a southern drawl; alone in the world and used to being ignored; believes in the inherent goodness in people	female	20s	Late teens to early 20s; arrives in town on the evening bus with only a satchel at her side; pregnant, with long dark hair and a southern drawl; alone in the world and used to being ignored; believes in the inherent goodness in people
Mark Riley 20; first-year medical student and only son of the town doctor; young, thin and not quite handsome; has never dated but has a secret crush on Darlene; speaks with subtle Southern drawl	—	—	20; first-year medical student and only son of the town doctor; young, thin and not quite handsome; has never dated but has a secret crush on Darlene; speaks with subtle Southern drawl
Charlie Reynolds 30s to 60s; the town banker; a quick walk-on role to get things going; an old friend of Lou; possibly doubled with Jimmy or Dave	—	30s	30s to 60s; the town banker; a quick walk-on role to get things going; an old friend of Lou; possibly doubled with Jimmy or Dave
Lou (Louise) Wexler A bubbling bundle of energy; married to Bill, owns a diner; mid-30s, attractive, intelligent and well-respected; energetic hospitality personified; speaks with a slight Southern drawl which is warm and welcoming, never hillbilly harsh	—	30s	A bubbling bundle of energy; married to Bill, owns a diner; mid-30s, attractive, intelligent and well-respected; energetic hospitality personified; speaks with a slight Southern drawl which is warm and welcoming, never hillbilly harsh