

Egad, The Woman In White
Tim Kelly
Subtitled “A Cautionary Chronicle of Monstrous Evil and Black hearted Villainy in Song & Dance,” this is a loony musical spoof of Wilkie Collins’ grim Gothic novel.
Amid murder, madness, betrayal and vile deeds, the music is merry.
There are even two fiendish murders set to music!
The central character, villainous Sir Percival Glyde, and his cohort in crime, Countess Fosco (proprietor of a madhouse), are two of the vilest – and funniest – foul fiends ever set to toe-tapping music.
| Character |
|---|
| Dora His overworked, underpaid housekeeper |
| Poopsie A gorgeous high-kicking chorine |
| Boopsie Nearly-identical-to-Poopsie chorine |
| Marian A warmly devoted cousin to... |
| Laura Fairlee A lovable nincompoop, who loves... |
| Walter Hartwright A likeable nincompoop |
| Countess Fosco Proprietress of a local loony bin |
| Mrs. Catherick A woman with a stunning secret |
| Miss Peach A grim overseer at Fosgo's loony bin |
| Minstrel A troubadour in search of the right play |
| Frederick Fairlee Laura's guardian, a walking headcold |
| The Woman In White A real gadabout nutcake |
| Sir Percival Glyde A consumate scoundrel |
Wilkie Collins' Classic Tale The Woman In White! is a American play written by Jack Sharkey and published by Samuel French in New York (1987).
Digital editions available on Amazon Kindle .
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