Mosquito Dirigible Aerosol Deodorant
by Conrad E Davidson

Dr. Ballone, a professor of literature, is highly susceptible to suggestion.

His mind snaps at the mere mention of a possibility or the sight of a picture.

When he spotted a photograph of the Hindenburg on his classroom wall, he instantly thought he was a dirigible.

Mrs. Ballone, who wants her husband back, brings him to a psychiatrist.

During his therapy session, Dr. Ballone undergoes two more transformations: first into a mosquito and then into a can of aerosol deodorant.

Unfortunately, the psychiatrist has an obsessive fear ... of mosquitoes.

Someone nearly dies.