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Trey Parker
Trey Parker’s Cannibal: The Musical is the true story of the only person convicted of cannibalism in America: Alfred Packer.
The sole survivor of an ill-fated trip to the Colorado Territory, he tells his side of the harrowing tale to news reporter Polly Pry as he awaits his execution.
And his story goes like this: While searching for gold and love in the Colorado Territory, he and his companions lost their way and resorted to unthinkable horrors, including toe-tapping songs!
"It's finger-licking good, a tasty 90 minutes of yummy production numbers and intense spiritual crises... it will take a truly jaded soul to push away from the table before this often hilarious meal is over. Bon appetit!"
— San Francisco Examiner
"Unafraid to poke fun of itself, and with many pop culture references, Cannibal! The Musical is a delicious treat for everyone."
— Best of Toronto
"The songs are great, the choreography enthusiastic and fun, and even miscues – like a laughing corpse – add to the meta energy of the play... In a word, Trey Parker’s Cannibal! The Musical is distasteful. Deliciously so."
— Toronto Sun
"Before there was South Park, Baseketball or Orgazmo, there was this Rocky Mountain freakout from the fevered imaginations of Parker and Stone, a rousingly lowbrow retelling of the legend of Colorado cannibal Alferd Packer and his bizarre culinary gifts... It's a ridiculous, over-the-top carnival of gore, sophomorically sly humor, and cheese-whiz choreography that manages – above all odds – to be cheerily invigorating as well."
— Austin Chronicle
"Long before Matt Stone and Trey Parker introduced the world to the potty-mouthed third graders of South Park (1993 to be exact), their twisted minds came up with a tasty (or tasteless, depending on who you ask) movie musical, made in the tradition of Friday the 13th Part 2 and Oklahoma!"
— mediacircus.net
| Character |
|---|
| ALFRED PACKER |
| SHANNON WILSON BELL |
| FRANK MILLER |
| JAMES HUMPHREY |
| ISRAEL SWAN |
| GEORGE NOON |
| FRENCHY CABAZON |
| O.D. LOUTZENHEISER (ONE OF THE DADS, A UTE INDIAN, JUDGE, CYCLOPS) |
| PRESTON NUTTER (MR. MILLS, ONE OF THE DADS, BOTH OF THE SHERIFFS) |
| POLLY PRY |
| LIANNE |
| CHEIF (CYCLOPS, THE GENERAL STORE OWNER, ONE OF THE DADS) |
The Creative Team on Trey Parker’s CANNIBAL: The Musical
Trey Parker's CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL is a play written by Trey Parker and published by Concord Theatricals .
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