Stupid Fucking Bird
by Aaron Posner, Anton Chekhov

Off-Broadway
Stupid Fucking Bird Book Cover
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Highlights

120 mins Present Day Unit Set/Multiple Settings Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes American Comedy

Synopsis

In this irreverent, contemporary, and very funny remix of Chekhov’s The Seagull, Aaron Posner stages a timeless battle between young and old, past and present, in search of the true meaning of it all.

Original songs composed by James Sugg draw the famously subtextual inner thoughts of Chekhov’s characters explicitly to the surface.

Stupid Fucking Bird will tickle, tantalize, and incite you to consider how art, love, and revolution fuel your own pursuit of happiness.

Press Reviews

"Aaron Posner’s savvy, petulant blitz through Anton Chekhov’s The Seagull [is] less an adaptation of Chekhov’s landmark drama than a funny, moving slugfest, a ripe mashup of mock and awe… sometimes it blows Chekhov up, and sometimes the play explodes with a genuinely Chekhovian release of emotion. The show is smart enough to have it both ways: it mines The Seagull for classical heft even while giving it the bird."

— Washington Post

"Like the play that inspired it, this adaptation offers a unique glimpse at the state of the theatrical art form and more broadly, the difficult pursuit of art and creativity. Angsty, raw, and real, this play does not shy away from the hard, but well-discussed philosophical questions about art, reality, love and life and what it all means. Yet, it does so in a way that’s likely to engage contemporary theatrically savvy audiences."

— BroadwayWorld

Characters

Character
Dev

Con’s best friend. In love with Mash.

Mash

A musician in love with Conrad. Manipulative.

Nina

Con’s love interest. Wants to become a famous actress. Flighty.

Emma Arkadina

Con’s mother. A famous actress. Jaded, jealous, and overbearing.

Doyle Trigorin (Trig)

Emma’s lover. A narcissistic, selfish, hedonistic, and famous novelist.

Dr. Eugene Sorn

Emma’s brother. A doctor.

Con(Rad)

The protagonist; a struggling playwright. Cynical.

Videos

Stupid Fucking Bird – Woolly Mammoth Trailer

Publication

Year 2026
Binding Paperback
Pages 78
Language English
ISBN-13 9780822232506
ISBN-10 0822232502
LCC PS3566.O6718 S78 2016

Stupid Fucking Bird is a American comedy play written by Aaron Posner and published by Dramatists Play Service (2026).

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