My Son's A Queer, But What Can You Do
Rob Madge brings their award winning show back to London!

About this show
Good to know
Running time · 1 hour 5 minutes (no interval)
Age guidance · Under 12s will not be admitted. Under 16s must be accompanied by and sat with an adult over 18.
Next available · Wed, 16 Sept 2026
Content warnings
This production uses haze and smoke effects.
What audiences say
Audiences love the heartfelt and personal storytelling delivered by Rob Madge in 'My Son's A Queer, But What Can You Do'. Many praise the emotional depth combined with humor, as well as the captivating use of childhood videos that add a unique touch to the performance. The show's celebration of queer joy resonates powerfully, leaving viewers both laughing and crying throughout the experience.
What the critics say

“This isn’t a story about privilege or inevitable success; it’s about love...You’ll leave the theatre with a grin.”

“Many people who feel different have found similar sanctuary in the arts – and everyone will be able to relate to Madge’s heartfelt tribute to a stalwart family.”

“Madge has a strong voice and writes witty lyrics, but the tunes are generic inspirational ballads. These are minor quibbles, though, with a charming piece of work that clearly strikes a deep chord.”

““The power of ’My Son's A Queer’ is that it carries forth the defiance against this homophobic expectation that queer kids should hide themselves away until they fit.””

““Madge underlines the importance of a parent’s support when raising a child...the show has almost evolved into a metaphor for the spirit and strength of the theatrical community in the face of adversity. ””

“It may not dig very deep, but the audience whooped, screamed and shouted. In the end, it’s as much a therapy session as a one-person show.”

““The production ... will leave audiences laughing and crying but buoyed with a sense of belonging...This is, undoubtedly, a five-star production packed with heart - and I doubt this is the last time we'll see Rob (or their writing) on the West End.””

“This is a tale that challenges societal prejudice but it is also a story that entwines unwavering family love and support with a celebration of just being who you are.”

““ ‘My Sons a Queer’ is a must-see for all audiences. There’s something in there that touches the heart of everyone, no matter their background...It deserves all the recognition it gets and more and we hope to see it continue to grow in the future.””

““My Son’s a Queer (But What Can You Do?) is a uniquely joyous musical that invites you to be part of a very special family, one that allows you to look back to your own childhood and to rekindle your own dreams. It might even encourage you to wish upon a star – but remember, the star of this show is without a doubt, Rob Madge.””

“'My Son’s a Queer' recounts a near-blessed upbringing, all but demanding that Madge’s family take its own richly deserved bow.”
About Apollo Theatre
Nestled in the heart of London’s iconic Shaftesbury Avenue, the Apollo Theatre is one of the West End’s most beloved venues. Opened in 1901, this Grade II listed building showcases a blend of Edwardian grandeur and artistic heritage. With a capacity of 775, the Apollo Theatre London is known for its intimate yet atmospheric space, creating a powerful connection between performers and audiences.
Over the years, the Apollo Theatre has welcomed a wide range of performances—from bold new musicals to acclaimed plays and side-splitting comedies. The venue’s rich architectural detail, striking Renaissance-style façade, and central location make the Apollo Theatre a must-visit destination for London theatre lovers.
The History of the Apollo Theatre
The Apollo Theatre first opened its doors on 21st February 1901, making it the first theatre to be built in London during the Edwardian era. Designed by architect Lewin Sharp and commissioned by theatre impresario Henry Lowenfield, the Apollo was built specifically for musical performances and named after the Greek god of the arts.
A number of famous productions have passed through the Apollo Theatre London, from early hits like The Belle of Bohemia to more recent successes including Peter Pan Goes Wrong. A major event in its history occurred in 2013 when part of the ceiling collapsed during The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, leading to a full restoration. Now owned by Nimax Theatres, the Apollo continues to thrive as a pillar of the West End.
Where is the Apollo Theatre?
The Apollo Theatre is located at 31 Shaftesbury Avenue, London W1D 7ES, in the bustling Soho district of the City of Westminster. The theatre is easily accessible via public transport, with several major tube and rail stations within walking distance. Landmark attractions nearby include Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square, and Chinatown, making it a perfect stop on a day or night out in central London.
Apollo Theatre Nearest Tube
The Apollo Theatre nearest tube station is Piccadilly Circus, served by the Bakerloo and Piccadilly lines. From there, it’s just a 1-minute walk—simply exit onto Shaftesbury Avenue and the Apollo Theatre will be directly in front of you. Leicester Square station (Northern and Piccadilly lines) is also just a 5-minute walk away.
Apollo Theatre Nearest Train Station
The nearest train station to the Apollo Theatre is Charing Cross. It’s a 10-minute walk from the theatre and connects with the Bakerloo and Northern Underground lines, providing easy access for visitors arriving from outside London.
Buses to the Apollo Theatre
Numerous bus routes stop close to the Apollo Theatre. Day buses include 14, 19, 38, and 176, which all stop near Shaftesbury Avenue or Piccadilly Circus. Night services such as N19, N38, and N97 also stop nearby. From the bus stops on Shaftesbury Avenue, the theatre is a short stroll away.
Apollo Theatre Accessibility
The Apollo Theatre has step-free access to the stalls via a side entrance. There is one wheelchair space available in the stalls and accessible toilets nearby. Assistance dogs are welcome, and staff are available to help patrons with additional access needs.
Apollo Theatre Safety Policy
To ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all visitors, the Apollo Theatre conducts bag checks on arrival. The venue adheres to enhanced cleaning protocols and safety guidance from Nimax Theatres. Visitors are asked not to bring large bags or prohibited items such as alcohol, sharp objects, or recording equipment.
Apollo Theatre Dress Code
There is no formal dress code at the Apollo Theatre—smart casual is always a safe choice. Most theatregoers wear comfortable everyday attire, though you’re welcome to dress up for special occasions. Be sure to check out our Dressing for the Theatre guide to find out more.
Apollo Theatre Notable Productions
In 2013, the theatre’s balcony sitting collapsed during a performance of The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, after which it saw a major restoration. On 26th March 2014, the venue reopened with an adaptation of Let The Right One In which was produced by the National Theatre of Scotland.
The Belle Of Bohemia, the first production at the Apollo, ran for 72 performances. John Martin-Harvey’s season followed, which included an adaptation of Charles Dickens’ A Tale Of Two Cities, The Only Way, and A Cigarette Maker’s Romance. Later, from 1920 to 1923, Edward Laurillard and George Grossmith Jr. managed the venue and presented a series of revivals and plays like the stage version of George Du Maurier’s novel Trilby, and H.F. Maltby’s Such A Nice Young Man. In 1928, R.C. Sherriff’s Journey’s End starred Laurence Olivier. The Apollo Theatre has run numerous productions, and its recent hits include Peter Pan Goes Wrong (2016) and Travesties (2017).
Apollo Theatre Seating Plan
The Apollo Theatre seating plan features a total capacity of 775 seats spread across three levels: the Stalls, Dress Circle, and Grand Circle. The stalls offer the best views of the stage the dress circle provides elevated, central views, while the grand circle offers excellent value for those looking for more affordable seating.
The venue’s compact size ensures good sightlines from almost every seat, and it remains a favourite among theatregoers for its intimate atmosphere. For visitors with access requirements, step-free seating is available in the stalls. To explore the best views from each section, check our guide to the Apollo Theatre seat view.
Community Reviews
Venue
Apollo Theatre
Shaftesbury Avenue
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