Top Gear
by John Dole, Patricia Dole

Bill and Anne don't know it, but their cozy new married life is headed for hilarious turbulence.

Madame Madelaine is due from a top Paris salon to discuss Anne's fashion designs so it's a bad time for Aunt Helen to turn up with a beautiful, bosomy, Swedish double bass player.

It's not at all the moment for Dan to be around with his distressing way of confusing cheese sauce with wallpaper glue...

And what's Anne's old boyfriend doing sniffing around the precious designs?

And why is the lovely nitwit landlady clasping Roger fiercely in her arms?

When Madame Madelaine arrives she gets a stunning reception but not the sort Bill and Anne had planned.