Bottoms Up!
by Gregg Kreutz


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Synopsis
Suitcase, suitcase, who's got the suitcase?
is the urgent question in this hilarious farce set in a Caribbean hotel.
One composite set represents the hotel's lobby, elevator, and second floor.
The comedy charts the confusion that occurs when June, an earnest aerobics instructor, unknowingly acquires the cash filled suitcase of two money launderers from Cleveland.
Their attempts to retrieve it cause a soft core movie director to mistake June for the next star of his basement budget production "Tan All Over".
Then he discovers the money and joins the convoluted efforts to get the suitcase.
Interference is provided by his former star who is now an outraged moralist, a nervous chemistry instructor visiting the island under duress, the hotel owner and her sticky fingered nephew.
Wild chases, bizarre disguises, and the silliest looking aerobics dance ever make this a truly riotous farce.
Characters
| Character |
|---|
June wholesomely pretty, a strong believer in firm thighs and firm values |
Smith eager for ill-gotten-gains but not too good at getting them |
Scopec vicious thug unhappy to be stuck with Smith |
Pumphrey a nervous chemistry professor visiting the island under duress |
Rushmore a sleazy movie maker committed to making a sleazy movie |
Keith Rushmore's laid-back assistant |
The Porter a cheerful maniac who's got his eye on the suitcase. |
Senora Valdez Owner of the hotel, extravagantly proud of her somewhat dilapidated Caribbean establishment |
Publication
Bottoms Up! is a American comedy play written by Gregg Kreutz and published by Samuel French in New York (1990).
Digital editions available on Amazon Kindle.
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Samuel French · 1990 · 111 pp
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Restrictions: Major Markets Only (US) / Standard Restriction (UK)
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