Beer and Hypotheticals
by Lew Holton

Sonny and Dack, two life-long friends, sit in a bar in Newark -- or Staten Island, maybe -- and do what they seem to do best: try to solve every problem in the world except the problem of how two guys communicate.

They make a hilarious study in the lengths we go to avoid telling those we care about what we really think.

Along the way, Sonny and Dack take on academia, art, history, and morality...and then it's time for another beer.