When The Nerds Bit Beverly Hills
by Cynthia Mercati

Name: When The Nerds Bit Beverly Hills
Brand: Cynthia Mercati
SKU: 9780874404746

When The Nerds Bit Beverly Hills Book Cover — When The Nerds Bit Beverly Hills Cover

Highlights

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Large Cast

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Male

90 mins Present Day Reduced Casting (Doubling Possible) Bare Stage/Simple Set Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes American Comedy

Synopsis

Count Cosmo Dracula and family move into the Hollywood mansion left them by their Uncle Igor, and decide to open up a summer camp to make some money.

They don't exactly get the class of campers they expected - they get a trio of nerds, in fact, but that's ok, since the courses the Draculas are offering aren't your usual run of the mill basket-weaving types of classes.

Granny makes creatures in her lab, not brownies.

Science teacher Wendy wants to start off with explosives, and mom Dracula Malicia, whose father was a Frankenstein, wonders if she couldn't teach brain surgery.

But snobbish Sybil and her cheerleading proteges, along with their frat friends don't feel that people like the Draculas and the nerds belong in their lovely little world.

They're determined to close down the camp!

The war between the nerds and the snobs is on!

Characters

Character	Gender	Age	Description
Malicia Mary Poppins of the spook sort.	—	—	Mary Poppins of the spook sort.
Granny A spry old girl and a real tiger (make that a werewolf).	—	—	A spry old girl and a real tiger (make that a werewolf).
Wendy The sort of girl you wouldn't take home ot Mother-especially on Halloween.	female	—	The sort of girl you wouldn't take home ot Mother-especially on Halloween.
Thing She's got that certain something-and on and off switch.	—	—	She's got that certain something-and on and off switch.
Woody Winger He gets through life with a minimum of work and a maximum of smart remarks.	male	—	He gets through life with a minimum of work and a maximum of smart remarks.
Barnett Tuttle A Woodchuck scout- and a nerd.	—	—	A Woodchuck scout- and a nerd.
Jerome Ulch Another nerd, he hasn't been the same since the last Star Trek convention.	male	—	Another nerd, he hasn't been the same since the last Star Trek convention.
Bernice Make that three nerds-her most outstanding quality is her ability to blend into the woodwork.	female	—	Make that three nerds-her most outstanding quality is her ability to blend into the woodwork.
Sybil Von Sable She's into mink, meditation-and money.	—	—	She's into mink, meditation-and money.
Amanda A class act.	—	—	A class act.
Lance The ultimate preppy, brain by L.L. Bean.	—	—	The ultimate preppy, brain by L.L. Bean.
Biff Athletics is his middle name-if only he could spell it.	male	—	Athletics is his middle name-if only he could spell it.
Dr. Van Helsing A mysterious stranger from the Old World.	—	—	A mysterious stranger from the Old World.
Count Cosmo Dracula Not exactly horror movie material.	—	—	Not exactly horror movie material.