The Cactus Wildcat
by James S. Wallerstein

Highlights

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One Act Wild West Expandable Casting Bare Stage/Simple Set Comedy

"If you pretend too hard, everything you pretend will come true."

But Nancy and Ronnie don't heed the warning.

So she becomes a gypsy Princess who sings and dances in the Gopher Hole Saloon while bold men fight to gain her love.

He becomes the boldest of them all, the Cactus Wildcat.

On his stalwart hobby horse, he out rides the Sheriff's posse and turns the tables on his enemies to win the Princess in an action packed finish.

Character	Gender	Age	Description
RONNIE also the Cactus Wildcat	—	—	also the Cactus Wildcat
NANCY also the Princess Smiling Beauty	female	—	also the Princess Smiling Beauty
LASSOO ANNIE energetic proprietor of the Gopher Hole Saloon	—	—	energetic proprietor of the Gopher Hole Saloon
SAGEBRUSH a gold miner who has struck pay dirt	—	—	a gold miner who has struck pay dirt
COLONEL a cattle rancher from the Old South	—	—	a cattle rancher from the Old South
TERRIBLE PETE masked leader of a gang of desperadoes (actually the Sheriff in disguise)	—	—	masked leader of a gang of desperadoes (actually the Sheriff in disguise)
BACONGREASE Terrible Pete's right hand man	male	—	Terrible Pete's right hand man
PACKRAT Pete's left hand man	male	—	Pete's left hand man
LEAPING GOAT a noble Indian brave	—	—	a noble Indian brave
LAUGHING COW his squaw	—	—	his squaw
KATE a cowgirl	—	—	a cowgirl