Teechers
by John Godber

Teechers Book Cover
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Highlights

120 minsPresent DayExpandable CastingInterior SetContemporary Costumes/Street ClothesBritishComedy

What readers are saying

Readers find 'Teechers' to be an engaging and educational play that captures the complexities of school life through the eyes of a new teacher. Many appreciate its blend of humor and serious themes, highlighting its value for aspiring actors and educators alike. Overall, it is praised as a classic and a must-read for those involved in drama and education.

Engaging and educationalClassic play for aspiring actorsCaptures school life perfectlyA bit pricey for some

Synopsis

Fast-moving and highly entertaining, Teechers evokes life at a modern school.

Using the format of an end-of-term play, the new drama teacher's progress through two terms of recalcitrant classes, synical colleagues and obstructive caretakers is reviewed.

Disillutioned, he departs for a safer private school.

Press Reviews

"Godber’s 1987 work is still joyously energetic and bitter about systemic inequalities."

— The Guardian

Characters

Character
SALTY

A school-leaver, bright and fresh-faced, rather dirty in appearance

GAIL

Loud-mouthed and bossy, attractive and full of enthusiasm

HOBBY

Shy. Should be very large, must be bigger than the other two. She is doing the play despite herself

NIXON

New drama teacher, young and casual

MRS PARRY

The Head Mistress, large and loud, a real eccentric

MR BASFORD

The Deputy Head, a typical child hater, a nasty piece of work

MISS PRIME

Dolly bird of a PE mistress

MS WHITHAM

A fussy and hopeless teacher, deperate to leave

MS JONES

A moaner, rather fat, someone who wants to leave but no-one will employ her

DEANIE

A teacher who thinks all the kids love him, a bad dancer

DOUG

The caretaker, a miserable old man, he hates kids and drama

OGGY

The cock of the school, looks much older than he actually is, the school bully in a modern age

PETE SAXON

A large, frightening youth with tattoos, appears foolish

MR FISHER

Head of PE

BARRY WOBSCHALL

A small boy who never brings his PE kit

PIGGY PATTERSON

A boy who is always telling on others, he always runs to his lessons

RON

A boy who never does PE

MR HATTON

Helps with the youth club dance

DENNIS

Oggy’s side-kick

MRS COATES

Head Mistress at Saint George’s

MRS CLIFTON

Head of Governors at Saint George’s

SALTY

(M) also played TEACHER B, NIXON, PETE SAXON, OGGY MOXON, MR FISHER, MR HATTON and DEANIE.

GAIL

(W) also played TEACHER A, MS WHITHAM, OGGY MOXON, MR BASFORD, MISS PRIME, BARRY WOBSCHALL, DENNIS, DOUGH and MRS COATES.

HOBBY

(W) also played MRS PARRY, MS JONES, MR BASFORD, RON, PIGGY PATTERSON, OGGY MOXON and MRS CLIFTON.

Publication

PublisherSamuel French
Year1989
BindingPaperback
Pages70
PlaceLondon
LanguageEnglish
ISBN-139780573016783
ISBN-10057301678X
LCCN89204735
LCCPR6057.O274 T44 1989
DCC922.914

Teechers is a British comedy play written by John Godber and published by Samuel French in London (1989).

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