Sadie and the Package
by Ben Kingsland, Emilio Rodriguez

When sweet, nerdy Sadie is announced as the winner of The Package, America's hottest TV singing competition, she is thrilled to suddenly be on the fast track to the top.

There's just one hitch: no celebrity is complete without a scandal.

Luckily, the show's producers have plenty of pre-built scenarios for Sadie to try on for size, including raving with European bodybuilders and bullying two Twitter-happy assistants.

Will Sadie find the scandal to launch her career, or will the studio's meddling wreck her image -- and her dreams -- before the morning talk shows?