None Of The Above
by Jenny Lyn Bader

"A snappy new comedy by the playwright Jenny Lyn Bader about the risks people end up taking when they're trying to safeguard themselves…with wit and candor, the two characters deftly dissect entitlement, intelligence, and isosceles triangles.“ —The New Yorker. ”A teen comedy, urban satire, intellectual caper and romance, all rolled into one…Plenty of charm and smarts!“ —Time Out New York. ”A creatively original plot line…appealing, rounded characters…Bader's dialogue has conviction and her character development shows a remarkably restrained hand.“ —Backstage. ”…hits all the right notes. It's smart, subtle, and very funny…To say that NONE OF THE ABOVE has a future is an understatement. It's a small masterpiece.“ —Metro New York. ”One of the surprises in store in [NONE OF THE ABOVE]…is that it makes the SAT as funny as it does; that it finds time to examine a number of weighty psychological subjects and imbue them with humor is more remarkable still…a breezy, almost-romantic comed"

— Newsday (NY)