

Junie B. in Jingle Bells, Batman Smells!
Allison Gregory
Something terrible happened to Junie B. Jones at school today!
Someone stole her new furry mittens!
So when Junie B. finds a wonderful pen of many colors, she should be allowed to keep it, right?
Because finders keepers, losers weepers.
And guess what?
There’s a new boy in kindergarten and he is the handsomest.
The only thing is both Grace and Lucille want him to be their boyfriend.
Maybe he will love Junie B. when he sees her wonderful pen!
It is okay to keep it, right?
Junie B. Jones is not a crook... or is she?
A hilarious and heartfelt tale based on the best-selling book series by Barbara Park.
"Gregory does a good job of providing plenty of humor in the piece, both for children and adults, as well as ensuring that Junie learns from her experiences. The included issues of right and wrong are simple yet incredibly effective lessons for younger children to learn."
— Talkin’ Broadway
"Although a children’s production, Junie B. Jones is by no means shallow. Junie B. and her friends face various dilemmas and moral lessons, including forgoing selfish desires and the power of friendship. The show provides children with great principles."
— Broadway World
| Character |
|---|
| ACTOR #1 Plays |
| JUNIE B. JONES |
| ACTOR #2 Plays |
| GRACE / |
| PINK FLUFFY GIRL |
| ACTOR #3 Plays |
| LUCILLE / |
| GROUCHY TYPING LADY / |
| CHOIR |
| ACTOR #4 Plays |
| MRS. / |
| MOTHER / |
| PARROT |
| ACTOR #5 Plays |
| JIM / |
| MITTEN CROOK / |
| GRAMPA FRANK MILLER / |
| CHOIR |
| ACTOR #6 Plays |
| HANDSOME WARREN / |
| LIVE FIREMAN / |
| CHOIR |
| ACTOR #7 Plays |
| RICARDO / |
| PRINCIPAL / |
Junie B. Jones is Not a Crook is a comedy play written by Allison Gregory and published by Dramatists Play Service .
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