If Pretty Hurts Ugly Must Be a Muhfucka
by Tori Sampson

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Highlights

105 mins Present Day Role(s) for Black Actor(s) Unit Set/Multiple Settings Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes Comedy

Synopsis

Combining West African folklore and contemporary American culture, If Pretty Hurts Ugly Must be a Muhfucka follows four teenage girls as they grapple with societal definitions of beauty.

In the fictional setting of Affreakah-Amirrorkah, the four young women – Kaya, Massassi, Adama and Akim – are given an opportunity to live in a society where their individual beauty can reign supreme.

But this opportunity comes at a dangerous cost.

Tori Sampson's hilariously provocative play doesn’t ask the question "How much is beauty worth?" but rather, "Why are so many willing to pay its price?"

Press Reviews

"One of the pleasures of If Pretty Hurts is that it exists largely outside the white gaze. As part of the recent flowering on New York stages of plays that blur the boundaries of Africa and America... it honors its characters and its audience enough to assume the value of black lives that are only distantly mediated by Eurocentric expectations."

— The New York Times

"Riffing on a Nigerian folktale... Sampson’s got her finger on the sharp point of a splinter that goes excruciatingly deep."

— Vulture

"Charming... [a] vibrant 90-minute spin on the time-honored “black is beautiful” maxim... Sampson imagines a tale that also draws on elements echoed from Cinderella treatments."

— New York Stage Review

"Exhilarating... Sampson’s script plays like it’s sledding on a steep hill: You can feel the speed, the writer’s whizzing wit, the swift adjustments in tone and direction. The mixture of folklore-speak and hilarious up-to-the-minute banter is intoxicating, but it’s also a clever comic strategy to smuggle the girls’ pain past our watchful minds."

— Time Out New York

Characters

Character
Akim

Beautiful girl. Seventeen years life.

Massassi

Beautiful girl. Seventeen years life.

Adama

Beautiful girl. Seventeen years life.

Kaya

Beautiful girl. Seventeen years life.

Kasim

Confident boy. Seventeen years life.

Ma

Refined woman. Lived enough to know.

Dad

Protective man. Lived enough to know.

Mimes

Southern Baptist style mimes embody song to offer transcendence to those who believe. A reflection of what Yahweh sees in us all. (To be inhabited by Dwellers).Grant audiences the gift of basking in beauty beyond Eurocentric measurements.

Chorus

Comedian. Ageless.

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Publication

Publisher Samuel French
ISBN-13 9780573709111
ISBN-10 0573709114

If Pretty Hurts Ugly Must Be a Muhfucka is a comedy play written by Tori Sampson and published by Samuel French .

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