I Wanna Fuck Like Romeo and Juliet
by Andrew Rincón

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Highlights

120 mins Present Day Role(s) for Black Actor(s) Unit Set/Multiple Settings Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes Comedy

Synopsis

2024 Finalist for the Lambda Literary Award for LGBTQ+ Drama!

Snow in July, comets falling from the sky… the world is thrown into chaos as Cupid (a Latine god) rips off her wings and gives up on love.

But her old flame Saint Valentine has a plan to bring her spirits back up, and it involves reigniting the flame between Alejandro and Benny, two queer folk who are going through a breakup.

Moving from the heavens to Hackensack, I Wanna Fuck like Romeo and Juliet is a love story of epic proportions that captures the many flavors of queer love.

Press Reviews

"Andrew Rincón puts together a story that is at once on the far-out fringes of reality, and at the same time resonates the truth about how people feel in their hearts and in their minds when love is at stake."

— Hi! Drama

"Genuine charm, wit, enjoyable characters, and often clever dialog that crosses easily between English and Spanish... Altogether, a real treat for romcom fans (and who isn't one?)."

— Talkin’ Broadway

Characters

Character
CUPID

God of love. Appears as a Latinx woman in her 20s-30s. Puts on a bitter, hard exterior. Incredibly heartbroken and tired. Fierce and ferocious. Speaks Spanish and English.

VALENTINE

Patron saint of love. Male presenting. Appears as any ethnicity, slightly younger than Cupid. Joyous, a rascal – more of a trickster than a saint. Believer in love, completely and indefinitely.

THE POET

God, or something like it. A voice. Also voices

ALEXA, SCRUFF VOICES

and

REPORTER

.

BENNY RANDLE

mid-20s Black queer man. Avoids the difficult questions by putting on a façade of ridiculousness and fabulousness. Lover to Alejandro. Mortal.

ALEJANDRO DIAZ

Mid-30s Latinx queer man. Runs from anything that can hurt him. Sedate and steady like water, and just as stubborn. Lover to Benny. Mortal. Speaks Spanish and English.

BETTI

A woman of color (any ethnicity but white). A child of immigrants and a dental hygienist. In her 30s. Incredibly sad, incredibly eager. Looking for something new in her life. Mortal, with untapped potential for the Divine.

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Publication

Publisher Samuel French
ISBN-13 9780573710322
ISBN-10 0573710325

I Wanna Fuck Like Romeo and Juliet is a comedy play written by Andrew Rincón and published by Samuel French .

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