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How To Spot An Alien
Georgia Christou
Everyone Gets Abducted by Aliens
by Marshall Pailet
Highlights
Synopsis
The universe is full of questions: Is there life on other planets?
Should you be petrified for your Earthly existence?
Does everyone get abducted by aliens?
This play is full of answers: yes, yes, and that’s the title of the show!
Join Conspiracy Dan on a cautionary tour through alien-infested scenarios to avoid, such as going towards the light, voting for an alien political candidate, and buying gluten-free ice cream from extraterrestrials.
An off-the-wall comedy that’s sure to steal your heart...and then steal the rest of you away from Planet Earth.
Characters
| Character |
|---|
| Sweet Bonnie A young girl learning about aliens |
| Farmer Ma &Amp; Pa Vaguely Western farm parents |
| Little Penny Their concerned daughter |
| Old Bertram &Amp; Old Nancy An old couple in their bedroom |
| Four Scientists Scientists of various ages, about to make a discovery |
| Romeo &Amp; Juliet Two young lovers from Verona |
| Miss Cornita A British governess and stalk of corn |
| Corn Children 1, 2, &Amp; 3 Young British stalks of corn |
| Bro Aliens 1 &Amp; 2 Aliens who are totally gonna invade Earth, bro |
| Scientists Lena, Ricardo, &Amp; Bo Very boring astrobiologists |
| Human Mom A mother who loves spreadsheets |
| Sketchy Alien A sketchy alien in an unmarked van |
| Alien Mom His overbearing mother, calling from home |
| Niara &Amp; Emily Two girls in a series of political ads |
| Peppy Alien An alien singer in a series of political ads |
| Two Ladies Ladies who laugh at Conspiracy Dan |
| Alien Shopkeeper Owner of a gluten-free ice cream shop |
| Customers 1, 2, &Amp; 3 Customers at the gluten-free ice cream shop |
| Alien Experimenters Experimenters who are aliens |
| Various Other Aliens Aliens that abduct everyone |
| Various Other Humans Humans that get abducted by aliens The show can be performed by as few as six actors (with double casting), as many as 60 actors or any size in between. Any role can be played by any gender, including within a couple – if you change a gender, you can keep the existing character names or make up new names entirely! |
| Conspiracy Dan Our conspiratorial narrator |
Publication
Everyone Gets Abducted by Aliens is a comedy play written by Marshall Pailet and published by Playscripts .
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