Totally Murder!
Tracy Wells
Employees Must Wash Hands... Before Murder
by Don Zolidis
Highlights
Synopsis
Something is rotten at the Burgatorium, a low-end fast food restaurant and it’s not just the burgers.
Hit with a surprise health inspection, employees hilariously rush around to clean up their messes, hide the rats and find real meat for the burgers.
But luck is not on their side when their manager turns up dead in a freezer.
This supersized murder mystery comes with a side of funny and a healthy dose of ridiculous as the health inspector and his intern investigate a lineup of crazy characters that includes a singing tapeworm.
Characters
| Character |
|---|
| Ashley New girl |
| Torok Manager |
| Steve Fry master |
| Celia Assistant fry master. |
| Debbie Counter girl |
| Scabby Janitor |
| Andrews Disgruntled cook. Appearing on instructional videos: |
| Announcer |
| J. Tyler The founder. |
| Mama Higginbotham The founder’s mother. |
| Squirmy The musical tapeworm. |
| Girl |
| Mother |
| Spastic Child |
| Health Inspector |
| Health Inspector’S Intern |
| Birdie |
| Fairy Of Copyright Infringement |
| Samantha Counter girl |
Publication
Employees Must Wash Hands... Before Murder is a comedy play written by Don Zolidis and published by Playscripts .
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