

Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks
Marshall Pailet


Welcome to Container of Sharks, a TV show where entrepreneurs put their ideas to the test in the hopes of winning start-up money from a panel of billionaire investors and one actual shark.
Will these apex predators invest in a jetpack that rockets kids from activity to activity so their parents never have to leave the sports bar?
What about a fire-beam laser that targets annoying people?
Or Jordan’s grandma’s cookie recipe?
The stakes are high – any business hopeful who fails to convince the panel their idea is worth investing in gets thrown to the sharks... literally!
| Character |
|---|
THE VOICE Possibly a disembodied voice or an actual person with a microphone. The Voice is cool and effortless in that television announcer kind of way. |
RAMINA MOUNTJOY A colossus in the industrial chemicals, superconductor, and petroleum industries. She is very serious. |
VISPAN JACK The bad-boy billionaire of Silicon Valley. He’s into apps, motorcycles, and putting himself into space wearing a leather jacket. He is friends with a lot of famous people. |
YAGTAR A literal shark. |
SASHA BFFs with Trista. |
TRISTA BFFs with Sasha. |
SHIRLEEN A frustrated person. |
JERRY Her husband. |
JORDAN A doting granddaughter. |
SPENCE A bro. |
TRIPP A bro. |
VERONICA A teenager. |
BRANSON Her father. |
CHARLY A very adorable fiancée. |
BRENDEN An equally adorable fiancée. |
JOYCE A woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown. |
TODDRICK A mad scientist. |
ELLIE A mom that thinks she is very cool. |
MADISON Her daughter, an aspiring ventriloquist. |
LANDRY A person trying to rid the world of a terrifying menace. |
ELLA A person trying to rid the world of a terrifying menace. |
DR. AMBROSE An unethical scientist. |
DR. JONES A scientist with concerns. |
JIMMY The ringleader. |
Container of Sharks! is a comedy play written by Don Zolidis and published by Playscripts.
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