

Almost, Maine (Middle School Version)
John Cariani


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Readers have mixed feelings about this play, with many praising its heartfelt exploration of love and relationships through its unique vignette structure. Others feel it can come off as overly sentimental or clichéd, often describing it as both charming and predictable. Overall, it appears to resonate well in performance, with several noting that it reads better than it plays out on paper.
Welcome to Almost, Maine, a place that’s so far north, it’s almost not in the United States.
It’s almost in Canada.
And it’s not quite a town, because its residents never got around to getting organized.
So it almost doesn’t exist.
One cold, clear, winter night, as the northern lights hover in the star-filled sky above, the residents of Almost, Maine, find themselves falling in and out of love in unexpected and hilarious ways.
Knees are bruised.
Hearts are broken.
But the bruises heal, and the hearts mend – almost – in this delightful midwinter night’s dream.
"A charmer... unexpected magic lingers in the air like someone's breath on a cold winter’s night. John Cariani aims for the heart by way of the funny bone."
— The Star-Ledger
"Utterly endearing... it’s hard not to warm up to Almost, Maine. A crowd-pleaser."
— Broadway.com
"Sweet, poignant and witty."
— New York Daily News
"A snowy charmer... these nine tales of love in the time of frostbite have a winning glow that proves surprisingly contagious."
— The New York Sun
| Character |
|---|
PETE Who has been dating Ginette for a little while |
GINETTE Who has been dating Pete for a little while |
EAST A repairman |
GLORY A hiker |
JIMMY A heating and cooling guy |
SANDRINE Jimmy’s ex-girlfriend |
WAITRESS A salty person |
MARVALYN A woman who knows pain |
STEVE A man who does not know pain |
GAYLE Lendall’s longtime girlfriend |
LENDALL Gayle’s longtime boyfriend |
RANDY/ DEENA An “Aroostook County Boy/Girl” and longtime friend of Chad/Shelly |
CHAD/SHELLY An “Aroostook County Boy/Girl” and longtime friend of Randy/Deena |
PHIL A hard-working husband |
MARCI A hard-working wife |
HOPE Who has traveled the world |
MAN Who has not traveled the world |
RHONDA A tough woman |
DAVE A not-so-tough man who loves Rhonda |
Hope's Monologue - Almost, Maine - Elsa Moen
Almost, Maine is a American comedy play written by John Cariani and published by Dramatists Play Service (2026).
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Third Revised Edition
Dramatists Play Service · 2026 · 160 pp
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