Willa Wonkie and the College Tour (Chocolate Not Included): one-act version
by E. S. Follen

In this scrumdiddlyumptious parody of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie Pail wants nothing more than to go to college, but she knows her family could never afford it.

One day, everything in her life seems about to change when she's given the chance to win a full scholarship to the university of her dreams.

But first she has to survive the extraordinarily bizarre campus tour given by the oddball dean of students, Willa Wonkie.

A rollicking comedy full of student-snatching eagles, intelligence-enhancing food, and tool-wielding mole people.

(A full-length version of this play is also available.)