Who's Your Baghdaddy, or How I Started the Iraq War
by Marshall Pailet, A.D. Penedo

THE STORY: The show begins in a church basement, where disgraced spies, along with the unwitting audience, gather for a support group meeting.

The action soon shifts to Frankfurt Airport, where a mysterious Iraqi defector claims he built secret Iraqi bio-weapons labs.

At CIA headquarters, our other characters are contending with their own ambitions, rash decisions, inflexible bosses, unrequited affections, and unremitting boredom--when a fax arrives from Germany, and with it a golden opportunity.

If the defector's story holds up, it will be the ticket out of the basement and into a corner office.

It's all fun and games until the looming cataclysm changes everything.