V.i. Lenin Is Missing
by Thomas H Tolmasoff, T. H. Tolmasoff

This satire introduces four intrepid Russian entrepreneurs who are planning to bridge the gap between socialism and a free market economy by buying and selling contraband Western goods.

They are clever, they are resourceful, and they think they are above suspicion because they are the caretakers of the Glorious Remains of the Father of Soviet Communism.

Then a KGB colonel wants in on the action, and someone steals Lenin's body just before it is to be displayed for May Day.

Sash, Natash, Olya and Viktor are in deep trouble unless someone poses as Lenin in the casket!