New Kids at Vampire High
Dean O'Carroll
Harry's Hotter at Twilight
by Jonathan Dorf
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Synopsis
This crazed pop culture mash-up features invisible rabbits, armies of babies, murderous lunatics, evil gourmets and much more.
Hilarity ensues as everyone’s favorite wizards, vampires and werewolves battle to save the gloomy town of Spork – and indeed the world – from certain destruction at the hands of the nefarious Fine Diner and the bloodthirsty Euphoria.
Characters
| Character |
|---|
EUPHORIA Female, bloodthirsty vampire. |
FIRST TO GO Male or female, the first to get killed. |
RANDOM LUNATIC Female, something of an authorial representative. |
UPTIGHT KNOW IT ALL GIRL WIZARD Female, companion to our young hero wizard. |
HARRY Male, aka |
IMPORTANT POST-PUBESCENT GUY WIZARD , one of our heroes. |
ROB Male, aka |
SILLY SORTA SEXY GUY WIZARD . |
STELLA Female, aka |
SULKY BORING CHICK , hopelessly in love with a vampire. |
HOT SHIRTLESS GUY Male, a heroic werewolf in love with Stella. |
EDWARD COHEN aka |
TORTURED SEXY VAMPIRE Male, hopelessly in love with Stella. |
OFFSTAGE VOICE Male or female. |
LATKES COHEN Sister of Tortured Sexy Vampire, a visionary. |
PROFESSOR BAKE Male or female, follower of The Fine Diner. |
THE FINE DINER Female, the ultimate evil wizard. |
FIRST FINE DINER Male or female, follower of The Fine Diner. |
SECOND AND THIRD FINE DINERS Male or female, followers of The Fine Diner. |
DUFUS MCFLY Male, follower of The Fine Diner. |
WACKO MCFLY Son of Dufus McFly (but it’s also possible to make the character female and change any necessary pronouns) |
NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN Female, not a student at Pigskins. |
ALICE 1 AND OTHER ALICES Flexible number. |
DELIVERY PERSON Either gender. |
THE DORMOUSE Female, half-brother – yes, you read that right – to Headmaster Harvey Lapin. |
+ 7 more characters
Publication
Harry's Hotter at Twilight is a comedy play written by Jonathan Dorf and published by Playscripts.
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