Polyester
by Wayland Pickard, Phil Olson

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Highlights

120 mins Present Day Ensemble Cast Bare Stage/Simple Set Period Costumes American Comedy

Synopsis

Musical Comedy / Characters: 3m 2fThe story of The Synchronistics an over-the-hill ABBA wannabe group that reunites after 20 years to perform at a public access TV telethon put their differences aside and try to save the station from going under

The year was 1979 and The Synchronistics were big.

Big enough to be on Johnny Carson.

Their hit single "Better Together" rose to number two on the Billboard Charts.

Then something terrible happened that drove the group apart.

And now 20 years later they're back together in Maple Valley their home town to perform at the 1999 WKLN public access TV Telethon.

Will they overcome their differences from 20 years ago act professionally and help save WKLN from going under?

Probably not.

But you never know what to expect when this dysfunctional group gets together...one last time.

It's "Mamma Mia" meets "Spinal Tap" Featuring 16 original songs including "The Funk Train" and "Bump Your Booty Rump.""Be sure to check out this toe-tapping hilarious journey back to your "Dancing Queen" days!...This show will take you back to the 70's and you'll hardly be able to control your urge to get up on stage and do "The Funk Train!" - Actors Entertainment"Audience members laughed uncontrollably throughout!...Energetically entertaining!...A rollicking good time!" - The Tolucan Times"I loved it!" - Fred Willard"It's great fun!"- BroadwayWorld.com"A fun and entertaining evening with the audience moving and grooving to the sounds of the 70's style original music and contagious dancing in their seats.

It's fun fun fun all the way through!...You will have a ball!

It's the perfect show to pick up your spirits!"- NoHoArtsDistrict.com

Press Reviews

"Be sure to check out this toe-tapping, hilarious journey back to your ‘Dancing Queen’ days!... This show will take you back to the '70s, and you'll hardly be able to control your urge to get up on stage and do ‘The Funk Train’!"

— Actors Entertainment

"Audience members laughed uncontrollably throughout... Energetically entertaining... A rollicking good time!"

— The Tolucan Times

"A fun and entertaining evening with the audience moving and grooving to the sounds of the '70s-style original music and contagious dancing in their seats... You will have a ball! It's the perfect show to pick up your spirits!"

— NoHoArtsDistrict.com

Characters

Character
Carl

Not the brightest bulb in the box; has had a little too much hippie lettuce in the past

Peggy

Wholesome, shy, just slightly smarter than Carl; performs in the shadow of Mindy

Barry

Mindy’s ex-husband who cheated on her (which led to the group’s breakup); wrote most of their songs, including their most famous, “Better Together”; not very self-aware

Mindy

The Stevie Nicks figurehead of the group; scorned and bitter from Barry’s affair

Lance

Hyper, overly enthusiastic fan of The Synchronistics and host of the WKLN TV telethon; the local weatherman

Videos

Polyester the Musical

Publication

Publisher Samuel French
Year 2010
Binding Paperback
Edition Samuel French Acting ed.
Pages 92
Place New York, NY
Language English
ISBN-13 9780573698279
ISBN-10 0573698279
LCCN 2011562572
LCC ML50 .P552 2010

Polyester is a American comedy play written by Wayland Pickard and published by Samuel French in New York, NY (2010).

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